Things have not been too easy the last few days. I had to go to the clinic and get some steroid injections into my hips! I know, yuk or what? If I'm really honest it is quite embarrassing getting this done. After my appointment with the doc, I then have to move into the nurses office while she gets the injections ready for the doctor. While waiting I need to pull down my trousers and lie on the bed with my knicker clad bum sticking out over the side like an avalanche on pause. This time I decided to wear a giant pair of pink hippo undies that say "does my bum look big in this?" Well it definitely eased the tension in the room! But the down side of getting these done is that is that it limits my agility for a couple of days.
Last night I just spent a relaxing evening cutting pieces of fabric squares with the kids to make a patchwork table runner for Chrimbo. We agreed that they are going to decide the lay-out while I do the stitching on the machine. Wish us luck. It'll be my first attempt at patchwork.
I had a fantastic thrift shop find the other day. When I walked into the shop this little beauty was sitting on the counter and I knew it just had to be mine. It's a lovely 70's Roly light with all of the original fittings intact. And all for only a fiver! The Hubbie put it up last night and it looks better than I would have expected.
And last but not least, I finally got a photo of the Molly dog in the car. I really do think that she's under the impression that she's a meerkat. She comes in the car everywhere with me, even on the two minute journey to the kids school. From 2:30 each day she sits at the front door waiting to go and pick up the kids. How do they do that?
Sorry for all the mad ramblings today. Must be all the pain killers! Have you got a funny doctor story? Or a dog that can tell the time?
Chat you all soon,
Rosie
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Tuesday, 20 November 2012
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
The Garden, Moe the Cat and Dog Poo
The Bank Holiday weekend saw us working very hard on the jungle that once was. The improvement is immense. I started to potter away at it but being such a weakling I was getting nowhere fast. The Hubbie stepped in and with brute force and a lot of sweat he had it cleared in a few hours. It was amazing to see the top layer come out like a layer of deep pile carpet. Unfortunately the roots of more wicked weeds lay beneath which had to be cleared out also. And if you have ever seen your hard work suffer from the abominable and loathsome Horsetail weed, then you will understand what I mean.
Our cat Moe was quite annoyed that we were digging in her toilet. Now she has nowhere to hide her furry little bottom when she does her business. She cried continuously and when I wasn't paying any attention to her she climbed onto my shoulders when I was bending down and proceeded to yell in her piercing cat tones directly in my ear. Even though I hate to make an animal unhappy, I would prefer to have my garden back and so she will just have to find a bush to hide behind.
The dog Molly prefers the open lawn where she poo's to her hearts content. She's not at all shy and looks directly at you when she's messing up our grass, like a child proud of what she can do on the potty.
Believe me when I say that Molly's follies aren't always that easy to clear up. I know, I learned this the hard way, when I was trying to discreetly fling a not too solid one over our hedge and into the field beside our house. But instead of it taking to the air as expected, it slid right off the shovel and landed onto my freshly washed hair and down the back of my brand new, and now favourite, ladylike blouse. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this.
The smell followed me for days after!!
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